but...its not a first person shooter....

What games (outside of existing Android games designed not to be player with a controller or on a TV) are coming out for this?

Breaking News: A meaningless website just confirmed that people on the internet (also known as rich people) just declared that not being able to play a game where they build a pretend city and then watch it for hours is worse than raping the environment and destroying people's finances.

Don't worry, 1313 is still coming out. The name is going to be changed to Prey 2.

In her words, "You don't have to work 18-hour days, sleep under the desk and shit in the corner to make games."

Brock Samson, my wife's imaginary boyfriend from Adult Swim's The Venture Bros.

Semantics, but point taken. The rituals seem similar enough that I suspect in a few decades we'll combine them and have a bank holiday on the third Saturday of March called Pie Day (observed).

Pretty sure Pie Day was March 14th. At least in the Arithmo-Pastry Orthodox calender.

All the talk of the games industry growing up. "We want to be taken seriously, we want to be respected, blah, blah."

• Her theme rivals that of Frog

Wait, catch me up.

its like every time the military has an idea there's someone in charge who's like, "That's cool, strap it to a C-130 too."

Dino Rider FPS?

Punch Quest?

You go Del Toro! Keep making movies for us nerds that the norms don't get!

...they needed mountains?

/facepalm

The Rock as Ulysses Hazard fighting Nazi's?

/slowclap

Seriously? I can just hear the nerd glasses being arrogantly pushed up to the bridges of 10,000 pock-marked noses.