• Her theme rivals that of Frog

Wait, catch me up.

its like every time the military has an idea there's someone in charge who's like, "That's cool, strap it to a C-130 too."

Dino Rider FPS?

Punch Quest?

You go Del Toro! Keep making movies for us nerds that the norms don't get!

...they needed mountains?

/facepalm

The Rock as Ulysses Hazard fighting Nazi's?

/slowclap

Seriously? I can just hear the nerd glasses being arrogantly pushed up to the bridges of 10,000 pock-marked noses.

She's about to sneeze.

Sadly the only person who can make this not suck is dead.

His statement of 'I'm always angry."

D. All of the above.

Hologram. She's not actually there.

I think the length helps it be as good as it is. You strip off a lot of the stuff that can go wrong and just leave the good bits.

Obvious....

"unamerican and socialist"

Queen's Flash Gordon Soundtrack.