I want to live in a world where an American made movie starring a team of badass middle-easterners fighting supernatural entities and Nazis exists.

This has bugged me since the first shots. It makes everyone look like their heads had been photoshopped in.

"Sword and Sandal "Epics" (Aside from Gladiator, there hasn't been an "Epic" sword and sandal movie since the original Conan the Barbarian)"

I want the 8bit old school theme they play during the time travel parts!

"The recipe calls for the beast to be marinaded in cloves and garlic,"

It was Reindeer Games