I imagine it like a Nicolas Sparks movie with more dry humping and some sweaty leather pants.

Only problem with this: Now I want grilled cheese.

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

It might be easy to blame her for continuing on the date even though she was confused and turned off, but we live in a society in which women question themselves and their gut feelings a lot, especially when it comes to dating/relationships. She mentions in the story that, at the moment, she justified the reception of…

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

I think the US government is within 20-30 years of being overthrown. Corrupt politicians and spying networks that watch everything you do, to what? Stop terrorism? It was never about terrorism, there are better, absolutely cheaper methods about going about it. Edward Snowden reiterated that fact a month or two ago.

DON'T JUDGE ME :)

I think you forgot someone.

Hullo, huge omission:

Its like you are trying to drive me insane when you don't include Liam Neeson (age 61) in any of your hot men lists.

Inexcusable omission:

I spent every Sunday last season watching football with my friend's boyfriend, which included brunch and sometimes a late lunch/early dinner. The vast majority of the time it was just the two of us. No one thought anything of it, because it's the furthest thing from "not an awesome idea" imaginable to share a meal…

True. I think a large part of the problem with HIV as opposed to say, diabetes, is the stigma associated with the disease, and the problems that arise in relationships and reproduction.

Why is it that the only comments displayed are ones that agree with the Author? Some others made a good point but clearly Jezebel hivemind must continue on. Dodai your articles normally rock but this is giving off vibes like the NPR yellow cake article.

Am I the only person who thinks it would be helpful to stop defining racial boundaries in terms of clothing and dance moves and fingernails? Saying "these clothes are for black people," "these dance moves are for black people," "this manicure is for black people" is far more cringe-inducing than a pop star with bad…