Too much dining in Hell, not enough fighting at the Hot Gates.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

* siiiiiiiiigh *

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

That is one unimpressed sheep.

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

I don't think the Heat will have to worry about Wade. He hasn't been able to exercise in years.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

Oh my god! It's Generic Saiyan Amalgamation!!! He's my FAVE!!!

Considering the cops would have never caught the guy or even bothered to send a car out to chase the truck. Yeah i would say they did the right thing, and considering its Texas, the thieves were lucky to not get shot when the truck got stopped.

Fixed it for you:

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.

Why do people insist on doing completely idiotic things such as watching a scoreless Jets v. Bills game?

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

I always wanted to have my DL picture taken when I was really stoned so if I got pulled over I would look normal.

So if I went to get my picture taken with a full beard and a full head of hair and then immediately after the picture was taken went home and shaved my head and beard I would be in violation of this policy?

There were also Ferraris reported to be on fire, but arson was not the cause.

Godwined...