Bluegasmic
Bluegasmic
Bluegasmic

Remember when Square Enix made large bosses for its final fantasy games. Pepperidge Farm remembers

Sums up the entire series.

This one feels really, really good - especially with all four wins being total thrashings. Eat shit, Miami!

is it just me who finds it slightly funny that they are called ISIS? all i can think of are egyptian godesses and ofcourse.. Archer

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

I hear what you're saying, but that's the same attitude that's allowed institutional discrimination on the part of the justice department throughout history. A ticket waved because you dressed nicely? That sounds like a great advertisement for the judicial system. I suppose people who can't afford to dress as nicely,

Boris: What's this?

I bet he can still clear the rack. As a conditioned athlete, after years upon years of training, and his body adapted to handle the weight, he could still likely retain the ability. Of course, I'm talking about the pastries rack at Panera, but still.

I figure most likely scenario is getting road head and as you climax involuntarily hit the key fob with your knee and crash into the jersey barrier at 85 with your coworkers head in your lap... your wife will not be happy if present at your funeral, but what did she expect when you bought a mid-life crisis Camaro ?

You can fix that much damage in one night, but it takes a week to get my car back after an oil change and an alignment? Screw you Audi.

- A group called the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, also known as ISIS, has spearheaded the assault into Mosul. ISIS is widely regarded to be an offshoot of Al Qaeda in Iraq, and its membership is composed of fighters from all over the Arab world, in addition to places like Europe and Chechnya.

A challenger appears!

I for one am just glad that there are no ancient egyptians around so we can all be spared the jezebel outrage article (that writes itself) on the cultural appropriation of ankhs and sphinxes and what not.

it's super effective!

First they came for the cockfighters, and I did not fight back - for I was not a cock.
Then they came for the ratbaiters, and I did not fight back - for I was not a rat.
Then they came for the dogfighters, and I did not fight back - for I was not a dog.
Then they came for me - and there was no one left to fight for me.

Here we see the elusive loweridius texicanius engaging in a never before seen mating display. The darker male struts and jumps in an attempt to attract the more colorful female. And he's successful! The female notes his prowess and pounces to begin the courtship.

GO, CUTLASS! I CHOOSE YOU!