Bluegasmic
Bluegasmic
Bluegasmic

One to rule them all.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I think my phone caught this virus back in the early 00's…

Wolverine's x-treme badass son Daken who has awful tribal tattoos, a mullet Mohawk, and stupid-looking wrist claws. The design just screams cynical, out of touch attempt to appeal to youth.

Name: Hancock

On "Agents of SHIELD," do Lorelei's powers work on gay men? Do the writers have the guts to address that? I'd love to see a scene where she walks up and orders some guy to do something, and he replies, "Honey, I don't think so. And I'd like to know how you got some of Tina Turner's left over stage costumes."

FINNISH HER!

I've completely given up on being interesting. I just sit there quietly. Waiting for it to be over.

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

The colors of the Cult edition will be Heaven's Gate Purple, Manson Black, Jonestown Red, and Wako Yellow

Our family rewatches about once a year. "Da thundar cliffs!"

Zero... you know what's... given.

At least within the io9 microcosm, I've gotten the impression that I like this movie a lot more than everyone else:

Pacific Rim...zero fucks given.

Now playing

Independence Day: "In less than an hour... Aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the greatest aerial battle in the history of mankind!"

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

Did you kick your nasty thoughts at least?

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.