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Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

Why punish the 11 year old? I mean, how can that be a supervisor's fault?

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

Since all of the swings connected, police confirmed that no Marlins are suspects.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

i didnt even see the water until you mentioned a face

Move along ladies...this one is taken.

This is apparently a trend among athletes. For example, yesterday no one was guarding Aaron Hernandez.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

And the bus laughed the whole way home.