The season hasn't even started yet and there's already signs of the Royals sliding.

The best part of these conspiracy theories is the fact that they actually think the NFL would favor a team in Seattle over a team in California, let alone a team in California that has loads of bandwagon fans across the country due to the glory days of Montana, Rice and Young, and the Super Bowl trip last year.

Michael Crabtree really needs to let this go. Hes a mediocre youtube poster, a mediocre conspiracy theorist and when you put a mediocre conspiracy theorist up against me THE BEST CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN THE LAND! there will be only one winner.

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

...not all man holes are always covered

I went to Monster Jam... And I saw this:

Too bad it's written by geeks who laugh at morons, ie most of the television audience.

First thing that came to mind.

The dealer would've have charged her an arm AND a leg

A woman in her 70's working on her truck. She is awesome.

She was cold as ice.

Broncos fans, on the other hand, seemed to walk right out in front of cars after the game.

Not Pictured: The end of the 8:45 rush at the Starbucks, NE corner of 4th and Main

That's it, I'm done.

counterpoint: Sodium Lights are horrible. They give everything a sick, jaundiced look.

YEAST MODE!