Bluegasmic
Bluegasmic
Bluegasmic

What percentage of these tweeters swore off Coca Cola at halftime? 95?

THIS IS AMERICA NOT SOME DIVERSE MELTING POT FOUNDED BY IMMIGRANTS #fuckcheerios

I prefer this gif:

Who pissed in their Cheerios? The multiracial family from the earlier commercial.

This country is great because of the influxes of people from other places over the years. It is somehow harmful, or disrespectful, to sing America the Beautiful in the languages of those places? Piffle.

That child is PEYTON MANNING. This is a real-life "12 Monkeys", guys. He came back to stop a personal tragedy, but it turns out HE was the tragedy.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Oh, @DBryant92, I don't think you need to worry about showing up at another Super Bowl for quite a while. #browns #vivalachud

At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?

All I gathered from this video is that the interviewer looks like a drag queen.

To be honest, this makes me really uncomfortable. I just don't know how I feel about a Congress actually doing something.

Fire's like "F*** THE POLICE"

"So does this mean we don't get pizza?"

you won't regret sticking it out

Oh, stop being grumpy about it. It's kind of a tradition at this point. I mean, who can forget Ray Lewis' famous pre-Super Bowl slay ride?

Clearly this was not planned by a native New Yorker. The locals all know that Chinatown is the most appropriate place toboggan.

3 years is a long time ... long long time

Just after spotting the Subaru tracks, Muldoon's last image in this world was this: