Insert picture of George H.W. Bush vomiting on the Japanese Prime Minister (ok, no... nevermind. Please don’t).

When I sleep, I sweat. Like, a lot.. I have tried sleeping nude but I wind up sticking to the sheets and getting all wrapped up when I try to roll over and usually wake myself up. I have found that a light set of pajamas is enough to allow me a full night’s sleep. I still sweat, but I don’t stick to the sheets..

Re: bears...

yep.. when I was in the Navy I learned early on that I needed to distinguish my sea bag from the many, many other sea bags that would be circling the carrousel. I used duct tape to put my initials (full size) on the bottom of my bag. Since they always came out bottom-first, it was very easy to spot.

wow.. so, theoretically, in Canadian football, a player could catch the ball, run downfield for over 100 yards, and NOT make a touchdown...

Greatest. Line. Ever.

I recall sitting with my dad in front of the radio during Alan Shepard’s first sub-orbital flight.. was 1961. Also recall a magazine cover (either “Look” or “Life” magazine) I think all it said was “WAR?” during the Cuban Missile Crisis...

To paraphrase the joke: “what do University of Texas and Louisiana State students have in common?” “They both applied to the University of Texas.”

My son is active duty Coast Guard and, after 4 years of him being stationed on the opposite coast he is home for Thanksgiving this year. A Coastie friend of his is unable to be with his family this holiday so our son asked if he could bring him along. We said “of course” and they are currently playing video games in…

thanks for that. I remember it now: “For the mouth part of your face.”

and.. to the point of the article; I tend to keep my expectations in life, and of other people pretty low. That seems to work in avoiding disappointment and I am occasionally somewhat pleasantly surprised when things go well...

Cherry Garcia fan here...

I would totally go to McDonalds and get a Happy Meal if I was guaranteed my minion toy would say “what the fuck!”

Pee-kahn

yeah, good try but there aren’t nearly enough consonants for this to be a Welsh word..

Henry Mancini?

I used to go for a South Philly but I’m not crazy about the change over to the cafeteria style service...

I salt my ketchup and dip my fries into that.. got me some strange looks from the in-laws but, you know, fuckem... what is the reference to WMB? Not familiar with it....

What. The. Fuck. Is THAT?

I've been thinking about getting the silicon sheets but have been concerned they might impart a negative taste to what I'm baking. I suppose I should just get over myself and give it a try...