You should see sailboat racing, that takes pettiness to a whole new level.

You don’t shower regularly and you have multiple cars you can’t drive because of parking fears. Sounds like you’re living your best life.

Alright, that’s it. Torchochist Masochinsky is my new band’s name.

No Country for Dumb and Dumber.

Please, take this star. You earned it.

This is the most perfect comment.

“It leaks so fast that it never gets the chance to get dirty.”

Like a guy I know who drops off his 2000's era Land Rover at a shop, at night, leaves the keys in it, leaves it unlocked, sometimes windows open, and is disappointed when they get the call their car is ready. He likes it when it works, guess he doesn’t like it much then actually.

oh please, like they don’t sit around all day taking the piss out of merkur owners.

I look forward to seeing some pictures! Visit the overland crowd over at overland.kinja.com

counterpoint

You had me at corrugated body panels!... Citroën H Van wants to show some love...

$6,999 + Labradoodle

Show me on the doll where the Alero touched you.

Not only is this the cheapest I’ve ever seen listed, it’s also the most expensive I’ve ever seen listed as well. Along with the only one I’ve seen listed.

Here’s another great Moore story, courtesy of Bono, of all people, and excerpted from a 2009 Rolling Stone interview. Money quote: “...looking like Jay-Z’s mechanic...”

I just know that every time I drive to Dallas, I get cut off by inconsiderate tools in Bentleys, Lamborghinis and Maseratis.

Not as handsome as his grandfather was, but still a uniquely cool-looking car.