Hi guys, I’m going through a rough time so I got the Bentley edition Versa...  Please try not to think less of me.

Would be a shame for the wood chipper, not sure you could ever get the stench out.

“Still love the truck tho!”

“still glad I did it but wondering if that was a scam.”

Imagine selling out your vote and not even getting paid for it. And MAGAturds call themselves patriots? lol. 

“It’s one that gives the Nautilus more than 500 miles 148 leauges of range per tank, too.

“It wasn’t me!  It was the one armed software engineer!”

The guided missile equivalent of what Tesla is doing with FSD:

It takes a while to figure out what new, innovative mistakes to make next, you know? And those golden parachutes don’t pack themselves.

Maybe his bone spurs kept him out of that semester.

The world revolves around big trucks, that are used to haul things around the world, not soccer moms and hockey dads only taking a big truck to the grocery store and the only thing that ever sits in the bed of the truck is fallen leaves and garbage.

They told an AI image generator to combine these two images. But not Grok, it kept putting swastikas all over it.

The no-wheels look is really dumb. It just makes it look like a vacuum cleaner. They should have gone for the white wheels of the Henry Dreyfuss designed Mercury locomotive.

Most boring vehicle for sure.

Easy. Two door mk5 Rabbit.

What if they made some alliance with other manufacturers that weren’t doing well, maybe Renault and Mitsubishi for example?

The only solution I see at this point, is for Nissan to merge with Stellantis.
That’s what companies are always telling me is the best solution for cOnSuMeRs. 

It doesn’t need to be said that Doug Ford is an absolute idiot, but it’s always worth saying.

Someone call Big Daddy Doug, this this is just one GIANT quirk and feature

If I ever get around to writing a history of GM, it would probably be entitled “....and then GM fucked it up.”