On average, each vehicle shipped was over 75% complete!

Someone needs to do a well being check on the guy who’s putting in all that effort into trying to find an used EcoSport.

I think we all know he is man of simple needs. As he has said of his childhood,

It’s like keeping your trophy wife a virgin so her next husband can have a rockin’ good time.

This is simple, Eugene!

As an owner of a car featuring said legendary BL build quality... that is a very bold statement. I have to wonder if you really know how bad Tesla would have to be to match the dismal standards set forth by Leyland and Lucas.

It is time for Biden to meet with his guys in the CIA heirarchy and discuss Manchin’s future, or lack thereof. Have him accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair or some other tragic accident. And if he doesn’t have any of his guys in the CIA, what the fuck has been doing in politics all those…

This sounds like a driver error, the amount of times people mistake the brake pedal with the go more faster pedal still amazes me.  But with all them fancy cameras and tech shouldn’t the car be like, “Hmm, you have seemed to pressed the accelerator, and there are humans directly in your path. I’ll just not take that…

now THAT is grounded to the ground

Buy classic Corvette, replace V8 with tiny 4-cylinder turbo diesel and (thanks to 36 gallon tank) never ever stop pissing people off with these choices.

It has just been determined that my Terafactory makes Yottafactories, thereby making it superior to your Petafactory.

Jokes on VW and Tesla, because I’m opening my Terafactory next week!

Wait til they put it on the blockchain.

I just want to see Cadillac’s test mule for the Escalade. The TestIQL.

Matlocq.

Modern, yet appeals to Caddilac’s customer base.

If they’re just making crap up for the list, can I put in the Elio Pickup?

It wasn’t a bomb, it was where the Takata airbags left over from the third generation minivans were stored.

Sure it wasn’t a Takata airbag ?

If there’s one thing history has demonstrated, it’s that trusting people not to be morons ends very badly for everyone involved.

“We investigated proper-like. Deputy Flash here couldn’t find nuttin’. In’t that right velvet ears? Yukyukyukyuk!”