Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile...

Tried that once. Wore a rented tux and monocle but stupidly spit out the caviar declaring, “It’s like if dead fish had babies!” I was then “approached” and had to admit, “Well I’m not an owner per se (finger quotes), but I am an enthusia...”

They make those shitty urinals too.

Easy, the 1985-1989 Dodge Lancer/Lebaron GTS, a sporty yet comfortable pair of mainstream mid-size 4-door hatchback sedans, a body style nearly every brand is still too chicken to sell in the US over three decades later.

Perfect for commuting on the 401 thought Toronto during rush hour.

A new kind of car company.

Little known fact: automotive air conditioning was invented by three brothers from Long Island. In the 1930s they convinced Ford to offer it in their luxury cars but wanted one condition. In each car they wanted a small plaque on the dashboard that read “This car air conditioned courtesy of the Weinstein Brothers”

I compare the outside air temp reading on my 2016 Dodge Grand Caravan with various outside signs, like banks and others that give the current temp. As long as it is +/- five degrees Fahrenheit I figure it’s in the ballpark. And of course only once I have been moving a bit to make sure I’m getting a true reading.

Favorite lines:

Are you stereotyping the people of Denmark as a bunch of white folk?!?

“That horn gave me the chills”

He’s got a brother who’s into trains.

I think it looks cool too. At least different from most of the others. Then again, I like the Juke.

Correction: it lets you play a T-rex wearing a Mario hat and sporting a mustache. That needs to be called out. Because it’s gloriously dumb and it makes me giggle like a little kid.

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

She has a self driving car. She doesnt know the drivers name and assumes he comes with the car.

Stop complaining. Just remove the bumper cover, the fender liner and loosen the brake caliper. Then remove the hood, unbolt the dashboard (but leave the steering wheel in place). Undo the battery. Now you can access the headlamp bulb. Call your toddler over, because children’s arms are better suited to fit the tight…

it got 5.4 stars out of a possible 5 stars in its crash tests

I think this is cryptographically secure.