ATF is actually just a collection of microscopic magical gnomes in a lingonberry jam suspension.

Well, if we're talking "sturdy", and I'm pretty sure we are, then my vote goes to the classic Dodge Power Wagon. Look up "sturdy" in the dictionary and you'll see this.

So, we know what Linka's been up to since the 90's.

Ivan Ironman Stewart's off-road racing for the NES. Nitro Nitro Nitro Nitro Nitro Nitro 99 times nitro

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

If I had a Town & Country I would so swap the grille out for a Lancia one.

'93 Viper Roadster.

Look, here's another turbocharged red car!

LaFerrari, now with "Active Stance"

I agree...I'm not really luxury car guy, but if I want a big Mercedes, I want a REALLY big Mercedes. Something I can host a family reunion in.

And people thought this was the only truck to come out of Canada

Lauer has to be the worst interviewer in news media. Bill O'reilly is better at it. I'm sure everyone remembers his pathetic attempts to make Alan Mulally out to be the CEO of an inferior company. Mulally made him looks like the chump he is.

And because Dartz goes that extra mile for the customer, only the finest poor people are used for wheel chocks

I think this one off 1953 166MM with Abarth coachwork is uglier.

If that happened to me, I'd probably have a Kodiak arrest.

No cars have been recalled yet, but if you've got one of the SUVs involved, you might as well wait in the mail for the notice to arrive.