Marine here again. I can’t stand how conflated “the flag” has become with “the military.” I also can’t stand the knee-jerk “patriots” whose default position toward the military is genuflection, and anyone who fails to bend the knee is shunned. These are not the hallmarks of a free society.

at least he owned up to it, and didnt try to pin it on vinnie this time...

You know who else wore khakis?

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

As a San Diego resident, I think I speak for everyone here when I say “Fuck you Chargers”.

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I mean... I wasn’t there for the suffrage movement, but I’m going to say... nah. That said, I have no opposition to women who want to be topless, even though I’ve got no desire myself.

Well that’s what happens when you try to get the same guy for your 90th anniversary gala that you had for your grand opening ceremonies.

Art Schlichter saw a lot of snake eyes

Counterpoint: virtually everything she says makes me gasp

They’re in favor of Unborn Black Lives Mattering. After that, those black lives need to get a job.

What other medical procedures are people allowed to be harassed for seeking out? Can I stand outside a cancer treatment center and tell people they just need to eat carrots? Can I block people from entering orthodontists because they should totally just keep their wisdom teeth?

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

Putting aside all the history and baggage that comes with how we view virginity, let’s break this down.

They made Marshawn Lynch out to be a malcontent because he had the nerve to say that Buffalo lacked fine dining establishments and was boring.

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."