It’s all fun and games until the girl gets eaten.

Aren’t Republicans the party that preaches “personal responsibility” and “family values?”

Johnson should take his licks and move on.

Man goes to futbol game and ends up dead. Jesus fucking Christ.

Lectern. He’s standing on the podium but behind the lectern.

Or we can arm teachers, the Right will say.

One more major than you’ll ever have motherfucker.

Tony Romo sitting on the bench n full uniform is something he’s grown accustomed to.

So Trump has authorized strikes against Syria while banning Syrian refugees. That’s sound foreign policy.

I keep trying to have this conversation with a conservative friend of mine: Syrians are fleeing a civil war because they don’t want to die from terrorism and they’re being treated as terrorists at the same time. Where have I gone wrong?

Damnit Phil. I can’t continue to be a fan if you act like a dick.

Yeap. That was my reaction.

The last time I was in the Cincinnati Airport I made it a point to have Skyline chili but was told I was in the wrong terminal. 

Meanwhile it’s up to the Grayson to ensure no one else is trying to profit off him and not the NCAA. Quite a system they have in place.

Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlance should be punched in the face. Just because.

Award shows are bogus in that they become a contract negotiation tool.

I believe you are right.

Sean Spicer is an idiot. His “russian dressing” reference is as bad as it sounds. And being combative with a reporter is a sign you’ve lost the battle.

“Joleen Dudley, a real estate agent in Canton, Georgia, told STAT that we just need to give Trump some time to settle into his new job. “He isn’t one to give up, or he wouldn’t be a billionaire.”

The party of “personal responsibility” no less.