Bird strikes are uncommon. Overkill. Pun indended.

Post of the day. My ribs hurt.

So people get paid to watch animals fuck in the name of science?

I agree you can’t measure maturity by age alone but it doesn’t invalidate my premise which is when you turn eighteen law enforcement can and will hold you accountable to the fullest extent allowed. Eighteen is not an arbitrary number. It’s the society we live in. 

As long as coaches continue to refer to their players as “kids” nothing changes. The law says we become adults at eighteen and we are treated as such. Anything less is bullshit coach speak.

So Rex Ryan would have been a better head coach had he not gone out for beers with his brother?

Here’s one such piece.

A take if there ever was one.

She’s 21 and listens to Taylor Swift. That’s enough for me to want to punch something.

Fuck Drew Magary. The guy who can’t help but write in caps.

I said all last week that if a team is capable of losing to the Browns it is the Chargers and I’m a San Diego fan.

Still doesn’t matter. This administration can say whatever the fuck they feel like and only a small percentage of us will be aghast.

You guys got it all wrong. Christmas is over at noon. Open the bars and let’s drink.

There’s a story out that Jennifer Lawerence got drunk in order to do her sex scenes. Fun times on set.

I’ve had enough of Richard Sherman and I don’t care if he’s a Stanford grad.

Awful.

Tiffany is his go to receiver in times like these.

This is many levels of fuck. They cut down a tree, say Merry Christmas to each other, and hire a band to play Southern Rock Classics? WTF Alabama.

There’s a larger story here that appears to go unreported. My research of Aleppo shows a once beautiful city with a diverse population of Jewish, Christians, and Muslims. The city has since been destroyed because of a civil war which is quite tragic. I hurt for those that wanting to escape and being deny entry to our…

Screenwriter: “You see there’s this group of women and they are united in their fight against rampant consumerism around Christmas...what’da ya think?”