I have to think this won’t play well with the angry white males that are his base.

Oh right...what in the world was I thinking.

She can’t start a business, as stupid as it sounds, because her husband is V.P. candidate? What am I missing?

No way this affects New England’s season. I’m not a Pats fan but Belichek won’t allow it.

BD Wong on Law & Order SVU. Both he and his character are gay.

Those thumps freak me out every damn time. It’s what nightmare are made of.

I never thought much of Kristen Wiig until I saw her Kathy Lee impression and then I was all in.

Lindsey Vonn likes her liquor.

Shareef dunking over a guy who puts up no defense. Nice try Deadspin.

They may have well as titled it “Stink” because this movie is gonna be bad.

I read the book Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon while visiting the Grand Canyon wouldn’t you know that people do the very things that lead to others deaths. It’s tragic but you have to remain alert to your surroundings.

This is just so bad.

I was once asked “if you were a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be?” I managed to avoid saying loafer but otherwise avoided the question.

There you have it. Greta Van Susteren has spoken. Let’s all move on.

Rage much?

I think what Cpl. L’Jean McKneely meant to say was “to get their stories straight.”

Vodka Mommie

Still amazes me the emphasis placed on beauty pageants.

Didn’t I read recently there is a replica bus for these kind of photo opts? I’m pretty sure I did.

I’ll say it: I despise other people’s children.