A football coach rushing to protect his player? I just don't know what to make of this story.

There are other issues. Maybe the stadium doesn't use public dollars but you infrastructure issues such as sewer capacity, roads, law enforcement etc. many of which are funded with public dollars and none of are likely to come of Kroenke's pocket

If it matters I spent the evening watching Gone Girl co-starring Neil Patrick Harris.

That's alright. It'll be off-set by some bullshit pass interference call against the Seahawks when the game is on the line.

And his language do not sound right.

When did Jezebel decide that breast feeding needed to be a spectator sport?

Because he wasn't leading the marathon. He was escaping from the internment camp.

Would it be a false equivalence to ask what might have happened had they been a bunch of white boys?

I always thought Stub Hub didn't own the tickets they sell so why would they care? Isn't the transaction between the owner of the tickets and the buyer?

"Penetrate her right in the vagina."

Not only would I refrain from asking her these questions I wouldn't talk to her at all.

I've never cared for Tuohy or the movie.

"The cab company is claiming Alexis had worn a lot of make up which made her look older, which is clearly a steaming crock of shit, but her parents are now pushing for laws that require taxi drivers to verify the age of young passengers traveling alone."

And why does Curt Schilling get away with making comments about Ferguson?

And what's wrong with that?

Nice.

Non-story Gawker style

Mission Valley Chargers

Except that Rachel has now driven Shawn into a lifetime of alcoholism and solitude. Damn the Rachels of the world.

Heath Schuler feels vindicated.