I knew I was showing my age! Here I am, old enough to remember watching Miss Henrietta Hippo in first-run. "🎶 It's the New Zoo Revue...comin' right at you...with Doug and Emmy Jo...every day's a different shooooow.....🎶"

Why the question marks for Steve Guttenberg? He starred in several hugely popular movies. Tell me you’ve heard of him...

You don’t know who The Fat Jew is? Consider yourself extremely lucky and go on with your life. Trust: you are missing absolutely nothing.

Yes, if the situation were different, the outcome would be different.

Well, if we're defining "gorgeous" as "thoroughly disgusting in every conceivable way" then yes Ms. Clarkson, he is truly gorgeous.

But what’s the difference, really, between, “civil partnerships” and a civil marriage? Religion need not be a factor in marriage. Get married at City Hall or by a Notary Public, etc.

“Straight Equality”? These seem like people who, were they in the US, would ask why there’s no “White History Month” when February rolls around each year.

Yeah, with a face like that, he’d *better* have a big dick, otherwise he’d have pretty much nothing to offer.

YES to everything BidetKing said. I want to add also that a bidet attachment is a money-saver. It’ll pay for itself by all of the toilet paper you will no longer have to buy. I only use a little bit of it to blot myself dry. A 4-pack of regular-sized rolls will last me 6 to 8 months.

Some brands say they are flushable, but that's a BIG FAT LIE. There's no such thing as a flushable moist wipe. 

Your concern isn’t a real-life scenario. It’s not a fire hose. It’s a gentle, yet highly effective stream of water that cleans you off. There really isn’t any “backspray” at all. The water (and anything else) goes down into the bowl. I’ve used a bidet attachment for a few years and I’ve never experienced anything like…

...and rounding out the top 3 is this gem with absolutely brilliant lyrics:

No, no, NO! S.O.S. is BY FAR the greatest!

Love the Liza/Judy items, so I can post this little piece of sheer brilliance:

IDK, that little one in the front seems to have his runway pose game DOWN.

Yeah, I’m always amazed by people who wear their ignorance like a badge of honor. They think they’re insulting the person by saying, “I’ve never even heard of ___”, like they are so irrelevant/obscure/passé, but I always read it as them saying, “I’m a moron!”

I hate that Sheree didn’t snatch that $2.98 lump of plastic Barbie hair off of that bitch’s head. Just tugging it wasn’t enough!

“Crazy gay pattern”

“...she accidentally turned on the fake police lights in her boyfriend’s Audi...”

Their cream cheese frosting is the absolute BEST. Perfect balance of sweet/tangy. Their vanilla cupcakes with the cream cheese frosting are my jam!