Cosigned,

**DemocratIC mayor.

Thanks for saying it so I didn’t have to. “Payed” makes my eyes bleed and makes me want to scream. Jesus fuck.

...and I was thinking more along the lines of “Michael Jackson impersonator”. Hm.

“Transitioning”. Heh.

All I can tell you is that I Juan Wang pretty much constantly.

Came here for this and this alone. You did not disappoint.

Saw the pic and was all like: He’s marrying Rachel Dolezal?

And I don’t believe he’s actually that rich anyway. I’ll bet you a solid $10 that his net worth is negative. Or was before he took office. I think the point of becoming president for him was to profit, plunder, and pillage...and so far, it seems to be what they’re doing. Unchecked. A real kleptocracy.

Came here to say the same thing. I see this *all the time*, although usually it’s the opposite mistake: plural instead of singular, i.e., “She was the only women who could solve the problem...”.

A) It’s “hoarded”.

Starred for correct usage of “toe the line”. SO tired of seeing “tow the line”.

Charles announced upon marrying Camilla that when he becomes King, Camilla would become HRH The Princess Consort. This would be precedent-setting if it does happen, as the wife of a King is a Queen, period. (Technically, “Queen Consort” as opposed to “Queen Regnant” like QEII. The late Queen Mother was when her…

I should have included “on caucasian men”. Yes, Mr. Moore looks good. It is *very* rare to see a white guy with a shaved head who doesn’t look ridiculous. Short/close-cropped > shaved 99.9% of the time.

Because shaved head looks like shit. He’d probably prefer to not look like a dildo with a jacket on, and I don’t blame him.

I’m no fan of this family, but come on. $200k could easily be just one or two pieces. It’s very easy to put something down for a minute before putting it away in the safe and then get sidetracked and forget them. Meanwhile, an employee with sticky fingers comes along...

This. It’s not really about tourism. The Crown Estate pays much, much more into the treasury each year than is paid out to maintain the Royals. The arrangement is a significant net gain for the state.

Nope. The scientific term is “gin blossoms”. That’s what happens when you’re a severe, late-stage alcoholic. So he’s a lush in addition to being a white supremacist, anarchist, and general walking excrement.

I’ve used a bidet attachment for a couple years now, and I’ve never once had poopy water splash anywhere. Doesn’t happen.

Anyone else notice when Warren Beatty took the stage to present, they cut to a shot of Shirley waving at him as if to say, “Warren! Hi Warren! It’s me, Shirley! Your sister! Your sister Shirley! It’s me! Hi Warren!” and Warren Beatty not reacting or acknowledging her at all?