OK, so Lindsay is “pitching” herself to Disney as Ariel, but only if:

Someone like that definitely is not familiar with the word “turgid”....but other than that, +1,000!

Sophia and Lana were no slouches either...

Liz wore it better though...

No, it’s a floor polish...

Uhmm, the D-bag in that story is you. Sorrynotsorry.

Ha! Yeah, thinking further, “Leukemia” is 8 letters, as is “Lymphoma”. It’s been so long since I’ve seen the movie that I don’t remember exactly what she had, other than one of the more “photogenic” cancers a/k/a “generic bad-movie women’s disease that’s always tragically fatal”.

Confounding me too. I don’t know what was even remotely feminist about “Love Story”, so I don’t think it’s that. Its big catchphrase was “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”, but...hmm... “sorry”, 5 letters. “Cancer”, 6 letters.

Never had one, but always wanted one. Does that count?

Retribution for “HOW-ston” Street in NYC?

What actions, specifically, were taken over the last decade or so to “clear the field” for Hillary’s “coronation”? And by whom?

Redacted for...oh, nevermind. Back to bed with me.

Two of my major ones are Mark Ruffalo and Paul Rudd. The fact that neither one is married to me is proof that life is SO unfair.

I’d rather have that conversation with Anjelica Huston, since she was actually there at the time, unlike Nicholson.

Reminds me of the old SNL joke about Tori Spelling: “I auditioned for 90210 under an assumed name - Mary Spelling”

Care to elaborate? I don’t disagree with you, I’m curious about why you say that.

I was familiar with Miss Tovar because I am a HUGE fan of her daughter, Susan Kohner. (If you’ve never seen “Imitation of Life” 1959 version or “All the Fine Young Cannibals” go watch them RIGHT NOW)

Don’t feel bad, though. There IS such a thing as a “statue of limitations”.

[Magnets! How do they work? joke here]

Hot buttered rum FTW!