It should be pretty close now- the peak was 2930.75 on 9/20th and it closed at 2873.4 yesterday. Accounting for dividends which aren’t reflected in those numbers, it should be more or less equivalent (probably within 1% or so)

I bet you could tighten up your budget and save more than you currently do (if you do) now though. Just because you can’t save X amount doesn’t mean you should do away with the idea of saving money altogether.

The downside here is the risk that Young’s ceiling might be more Devin Booker than Damian Lillard

Damn. Now I'm hungry. 

To clarify, the [stares daggers] was meant to indicate that it’s ok to put ketchup on them and that people who have strong opinions otherwise are ridiculous. I personally don’t care for ketchup on mine but I feel like no condiment is off limits when we’re talking about tubes of smashed cow assholes.

Yeah, someone else suggested this and if that’s how you want to go, that’s fine. It’s definitely safer, but I can probably do two hot dogs in the time it takes them to skewer and slice one.

Ketchup is fine on hot dogs.

*raises hand*

I like that the person who suggested a SSD mention needing a 500gb one. Yeah I mean sure the linked one is under 50 bucks but the 480gb version of that is $144. You're not finding a decent 500gb internal SSD for under $50.

How is it tasteless to bring up his brothers death? All he said about it was that his brother died in the ring, which was completely true. the WWE treats their entertainers as shit and I am shocked how these wrestlers are considered independent contractors when then literally get told when to work, where to work, and…

This seems like a perfect example of the kids going soft. Back in the day there is no way you could live this down, now everyone doesn’t want to hurt someone’s feelings.  

His first Deadcast back from his absence.

Yea but how many banners do these teachers have hanging in the rafters? I rest my case.

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

Deadspin knows it’s all about the readers looking for smart, entertaining coverage of sp-LOL NICK FOLES HAS A MASSIVE DICK!!

Pretty sure it would be the food doing the asshole ripping in that scenario.

Look, I come to Deadspin for (among other things) the righteous takedowns of media outlets and figures for their hypocrisy and bullshit... but I kinda think you’re looking for something to get angry about here and missing the point.

SI’s pathetic stunt to increase brand awareness better not compromise the integrity of the Swimsuit Issue.

Deadspin: “Hey everyone, look at this other media outlet posting an intellectually-barren, novelty puff piece! What a shameful fall from grace.”

Also Deadspin: “HEY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY BEAR!”

How dare SI try something else to boost its dwindling readership and no longer write only serious sports pieces.