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Now will you guys stop posting about this company? Seriously, this concept makes the Lyons LM2 Streamliner look good.

Okay. That is the single most amazing MB I’ve ever seen. I must experience this in person.

I have an Autodromo watch. It stopped working in less than a year.

Maybe he was slowing down for WANKSY. Don’t kill WANKSY.

Every last one of them.

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Doing donuts around a monkey in a lambo while wearing hipster glasses + hipster beard + hipster mustache = Guinness World Record

Here's a title that would've gotten just as much clicks but wouldn't have made you look like an absolutely desperate writer.

Now, in a normal car, this is a non-issue: you go to Kaufman Tire, or Firestone, or whatever, and they plug it for a few bucks, and you move along with the rest of your weekend plans, such as e-mailing me to ask if you can drive a Ferrari every day. But not in a Ferrari. In a Ferrari, if "Kaufman Tire" shows up on the…

I always thought hubcap makers tried to make their caps look like rims. Now there are rims that look like autozone hubcaps?

This pic is photoshopped. I know this based on the simple fact that no one has seen the bottom of Chuck Norris's foot and lived to tell about it; most of them are still floating in space; some where near Uranus.

I originally typed up a paragraph trying to fully understand why Paul Stanley has any relevance in SEMA etc, but screw it. I hate you KISS and Paul Stanley. I even hate your Les Paul.

Woop. Just finished! Time for Blazing Saddles!

What if I am giving birth while reading Jalopnik?

Thank you esteemed human. I will put it in my queue.

Still laughing at it. What movie is it from?

Am I an awful awful person for laughing incredibly out loud at that GIF?

Damn. I googled him. I have no idea how I never heard of this guy. Sad gross individual.