I’ll say it because everyone else is afraid to...

...skippable cutscenes...

It is actually, truly scary that such a large amount of people are so ignorant of basic science principles that they believe this shit...
That’s why we have anti-vaxxers, Gwyneth Paltrow and her “Goop” brand, climate change deniers, ad nauseam.
Really, there’s something special about “gravity” on one particular day of…

I ran out of gas in the street opposite a gas station, with my blinker on waiting for a break in traffic to turn left across the other lane into the station.

How about adding these to your list:
Post’s “Tim Hortons timbits” cereal in either Birthday Cake or Chocolate Glazed flavours.

Their get-a-full-refund-if-you-played-for-an-hour-and-just-didn’t-like-it policy is why I stay.

I live in a small town of approximately 15,000 people on the east coast of Canada, and there are 2 of them here.

These ones also work in Edge Chromium:

Yeah, there is not even a detectable hint of any kind of shellfish/seafood taste to it. I have always questioned why it’s “Clam”ato. I like it because it’s spicier and less thick than tomato juice. 

Except that they are not called “Bloody” Caesars. They are just Caesars. And they are far superior to a Bloody Mary. My current favourite recipe includes a touch of horseradish:

I love my Steelseries mousepad.

I love my Steelseries mousepad.

Inquiring minds want to know why your new grandpa has a roach clip to use to remove the ring from his pan...

Now I understand why white supremacists are also incels.

“If I had to guess, I’d say the majority of CUVs out there don’t have AWD.” ...and that the average consumer doesn’t know that.

I 100% agree. I don’t understand how someone who can build such beautiful cars has such horrible ideas for wheels. Another one who’s the same way is Dave Kindig. The guy designs mobile jewelry, but often uses ugly wheels.

Obviously us Canadians are running the place now.

When I bought my SRT, I mentioned at work that I had a new car and the first question I was actually asked by one coworker was, “oh, what colour?”

I guess I’m meek then.

Ahahahahaha. Good one! Oh, wait, you actually think that’s true?