Most people don't have high quality printers

Because the action type games cost more to make.

Square-Enix has been making me cry for like a decade now.

The meat industry is pretty involved in political lobbies.

Ashens!

Motioninjoy is garbage, you should use SCP (Scarlet Crush Production) or x360ce.

It's pretty silly from a comfort standpoint too, lighter controllers are more comfortable for extended periods.

I think it's because the inside of the Xbox One controller has the Y button on a different board than the other three letter buttons, so the shoulder buttons are set up differently from each other.

And menu navigation.

I mean, this character isn't even playable. What's the deal?

Star for the accent.

Seriously? Gameloft really likes its Temple Run clones.

The "cannon" is now canon.

Futa Peach, now "canon"

That's what you said

In actuality, this is really a career move to curry favor with Microsoft. "First person in South Korea to line up for the Xbox One" would probably sound good on his resume to Microsoft.

Those things are harmless though.

Also, in Conker, he gets fed up with doing nothing and asks if you're dead.

At least it doesn't try to say go ok, which would be offensive on at least two levels.