I just crack it straight into the pan and whisk it with whatever’s handy because I’m hungover and don’t give a shit.

It’s not a lot of effort. This is just less effort. It’s really not that complicated.

I HATE mall kiosk people.... I used to feel guilty ignoring them until a few years back.

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

The even more interesting wrinkle is: are you really a lost customer? Do you still subscribe to Prime? I do, even though I don’t watch any shows on it. For the shipping and other benefits. It’s hard to determine what a “customer” really means when it’s one membership with lots and lots of features.

...and to answer your question about changing a design by a certain percentage ‘make this 30% different’ is an at once vague and specific thing a designer would say to a CAD artist but usually in reference to a pattern that repeats. This is a copy. They should fire their Design Director and hire me instead.

I say this as someone who is a bitch... “BFA”?

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

Lots of great questions. I’m going to answer in the same order and then add in my commentary.

Threadjack, but in my one (and only, it’s a long story) Ipsy box I got tinted brow gel and it CHANGED THE GAME. I’m new to filling and had just been using matte brown eyeshadow (pencils don’t work well with my oily skin) and had just assumed brow gel would look insane. But this product is outstanding:

So I have very oily combo skin, and silicone based primers make me break out like crazy. I’m a big fan of NikkieTutorials, and she discovered that using Nivea for men Sensitive aftershave balm works a billion times better. Apparently there’s glycerin in it which makes everything just stick to your face like glue. I’ve…

I recently started using RevitaLash— it made my lashes grow like crazy, and I didn’t have to kill anything to look like a tart.

Between this and the fact that they’re made from actual mink, I think I’m out. Mascara is annoying, but not annoying enough for all that plus cruelty.

Youll be wearing a once majestic living animal that went through a beyond excruciating amount of pain to end up on your eyelashes

But even if she and the airline came to an agreement, her coworkers weren't part of that agreement. So I don't blame them honestly.

i don’t know about this one... if you don’t want to serve alcohol you shouldn’t get a job that requires this. she probably shouldn’t apply to be a bartender either.

Yeah we paid ourselves to do a sponsored post about ourselves.

Yeah we paid ourselves to do a sponsored post about ourselves.

No one owes you shit.

No one owes you shit.

You know what the appropriate response is when a server asks to bus your table but you don’t want them to?