I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:

HE WAS GOLFING OK HE COULDN’T HELP IT THAT HE ALWAYS GOLFS ON TUESDAYS

Team McSteamy all the way. Second place to Owen (based on looks only because he was FOR REAL a dick to Yang when she got an abortion and let’s face it she’s the best). Exhale.

You don’t know my life. I totally watched Off The Map. Fun fact: Bailey’s boyfriend (now husband) was on that show too and so “abandoned” her around the time of the hospital shooting. Then the show got cancelled and he came back and he just got promoted to series regular. Regular Hollywood love story.

Ugh. Jeremy Scott is like a really rich seventeen-year-old who’s been told too many times that he is cool and different and special.

I was just going to post this! I work at sephora and have tried a lot of dry shampoos and this seems to give me the best volume and I can go about 3-4 days without washing.

I was just going to post this! I work at sephora and have tried a lot of dry shampoos and this seems to give me the…

I see this opinion all the time and I wholeheartedly disagree. I tried the original formula and was sad to find I only get white powder in my hair but also white flakes that rain down all over my bathroom.

I see this opinion all the time and I wholeheartedly disagree. I tried the original formula and was sad to find I…

Maybe I need to get a tinted one but I just tried the one on the far left and I straight up looked like George Washington. The issue is my hair isn’t really brown, or blonde so I don’t even know what color i’d get.

Maybe I need to get a tinted one but I just tried the one on the far left and I straight up looked like George…

Bedhead brand is my favorite right now, I like the smell and it is the powdery spray (as opposed to the weird goopy spray that must dry ALL THE WAY and is gross, I’m looking at BigSexy dry shampoo). Good for absorbing and also adding texture. http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/pr…

Bedhead brand is my favorite right now, I like the smell and it is the powdery spray (as opposed to the weird goopy…

Mick ain’t got nothing on this rabbit.

My dad died during a freak scuba diving accident off the coast of Scotland while we were on vacation.

I can’t believe I know this, but Trader Joe’s won’t take back beer.

I am turning 60. I do not give one fuck what the artist considers appropriate for someone else. If I want a neck tattoo, chances are at this age i will not live long enough to ever regret it. Besides, if I want my husband’s name in comic sans on my neck I’ll get it. We’ve been married 36 years. He’s a real keeper. I…

I’m not sure you know what jokes are.

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Husband designed them. Mimics the art on the back on our first stove in our first kitchen that we shared together. We love to cook, eat and entertain.

I totally did that...and then called off the wedding two weeks before it was supposed to go down. Not only did I glitter bomb people but they didn't even get an open bar out of it.

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