If there’s a way for you to DM me your address, I’ll gladly mail you my Feed Your Curls sample. I loved my first Petit Vour box this month, & will not feel cheated at all if my wavy hair never gets to try it.

“mutual cats”

I’m considering making up 100 more email addresses to create 100 more Kinja accounts so I can give this 100 more stars. We’ll see how busy today gets.

Experiment aside, what does this guy do for a living that he can afford to buy 35 Chipotle burritos over the course of a few days?

One star for the use of “failure shell.”

Sometimes you also HAVE to interview someone, even if you know they aren’t a great fit. This is pretty common in large companies where senior (yet super unqualified) employees have to be offered a chance to interview before a shot is offered to junior ones or the general public.

wait- why can't you cut it now? won't that just make your life easier day-of?

Thank you. I was going to ask the same thing but had faith someone else would have.

I'm jealous! Maybe I'll look for a sample size on EBay or something so I can try it out. Thanks for the recommendation.

I'm jealous! Maybe I'll look for a sample size on EBay or something so I can try it out. Thanks for the…

Oh when he was on a “golf trip” and she had to put herself back together with tape and glue?? Not that I watch it or anything...

Team McSteamy all the way. Second place to Owen (based on looks only because he was FOR REAL a dick to Yang when she got an abortion and let’s face it she’s the best). Exhale.

Ever tried their dry conditioner? I haven't but am really curious.

Ever tried their dry conditioner? I haven't but am really curious.

Ugh but then you have to deal with the employees at the Lush store who won’t leave you alone for a hot effing second, making the whole experience more trouble than it’s worth. I used to love Lush stuff but their salespeople ruined it.

Ugh but then you have to deal with the employees at the Lush store who won’t leave you alone for a hot effing…

Hahahaha I referenced looking like a “founding forefather” in my comment about Batiste as well.

Hahahaha I referenced looking like a “founding forefather” in my comment about Batiste as well.

Oh really? Bummer! I’m usually one of those people that’s sensitive to smell but I don’t notice this stuff after a few min. Scent is a weird sense. (A little trick- sometimes if I shower before bed, I spray it in then. This way it’s absorbed by morning but still works all day. Maybe that will help?)

Oh really? Bummer! I’m usually one of those people that’s sensitive to smell but I don’t notice this stuff after a…

• Suave dry shampoos!! They have a few - some with Keratin & some w/o-Keratin. I buy whichever one I can find and don’t notice any difference.
  

• Suave dry shampoos!! They have a few - some with Keratin & some w/o-Keratin. I buy whichever one I can find and…

…basically drawing on the heartfelt and pure memories of every kid who loved Space Jam and selling our vintage nostalgia back to us at a 2000 percent markup.

Yes! They will actually give you samples of anything. They’re tiny but enough to decide if you want to buy the full size. I wanted to try this fancy Irish mud mask (because hell no was I dropping $65 on it, but needed to know what the fuss is), and the woman gave me enough for 3 uses.

Sephora! I just returned a NARS tinted moisturizer that had been used a couple of times and just not great. I didn’t have the box so I thought they would give me a hard time. Nope! The guy didn’t even blink. I guess it must happen pretty often.

YES!! My dermatologist at the time shoved a bunch of Aquaphor samples in my hand & said “trust me.” He was so, so right.

YES!! My dermatologist at the time shoved a bunch of Aquaphor samples in my hand & said “trust me.” He was so, so…