@vidhagans: He formed a bloodpact with Satan and serves as a husk from which Hellbrood will emerge in our world and begin their 665 year dominion over the world. The 666th year is for nothing but continuous fistbumping and congratulatory proclamations, followed by naps.

@WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit: Completely fair assessment from someone who hasn't seen it. Yes. This man eats opinion and shits fact.

A torso so I can put it with my reversible Merch cap.

@Bgrngod: Does voice acting really have anything to do with the story, though? The story could be garbage, but the lines could be delivered well. The story could be fantastic, but the voice actors may suck. The story is necessarily made better by the actors that play it out, but rather by the material at its core.

@bsin21: It would have been difficult to follow the books, considering how little we saw of Reach from FoR, and how what little combat there was for the Spartans on Reach as detailed by First Strike. For the most part, the Spartans spent a great deal of time running and hiding on Reach, not at all the kind of gameplay…

@SuperTongue: I take it a little further. I suppose I could be called an Achievement Whore for trying to get 40,000 Gamerscore by today (1/14/10), a feat I've failed by less than four-hundred points.

@iknowjack2.0:

@battra92: You can have a friend trade you a Growlithe over Wi-Fi. Online trades aren't governed by the National Dex.

@skillmore: It'd probably either be considered masturbation or, by some skewed interpretation, a form of bestiality, neither of which are viewed favorable by mainstream religions .

Let's see how many people Kotick personally disembowels when Modern Warfare 3 doesn't sell as well due to franchise fatigue and a shaky experience the first few months into MW2's lifespan.

@Orionsaint: It looks like Courtney Love and appears to have similar mental capacities.

@King of Fun UK: I know. That's pretty disappointing. Maybe his concept art looks extremely badass, but the transition to gameplay didn't work out so well.

@Piccoroz: The extra bumpers are a hell of a lot better than those nipples they stuck on the bottom of the Mad Catz Modern Warfare 2 controllers. My God, were they a pain in the ass to reach, set too high and too low for my middle and ring fingers to reach comfortably.

@Turkeyslam: I remember taking five minutes to line up a shot one time. I let it sway several times over his body so I could adjust for a proper headshot, but he'd move every so often and throw me off.

@Curse lily: I think this is where the non-soldier classes really shine. As an Adept, you're going to be tossing fools left and right with your abilities, and with the Engineer, you're pretty much playing the ultimate support role. Build your defenses properly, and you're a powerhouse tactical commander capable of…

@SEX_BISON: Task Force 141 operatives don't die; they go to other franchises to regroup.

@notquitedeadyet: That's 255 people teabagging and screaming, "Get on my level, badkid!"

@XtreemIkon: "Parker, you're on kitten duty!"

@prototyped: In this case, a self-mutilating Crusader hell bent on (to paraphrase Penny Arcade) "stopping Satan from getting his hands on a pair of ripe ass tits."

@slimky: "Before playing, please paint your screen black."