@Th12eat: It wasn't a trailer. The video was a portion of a cutscene from the beginning of the game, meant to introduce you to some of the characters, establish some of the mystery of the playable character, and give you a look at the kind of graphics you can expect with the retail version of the game. It wasn't…

@Shinta: It seems like one of those games I'll rent just to bitch about later.

I'm playing a little bit of Modern Warfare 2, Pokemon Platinum, and a little game I think many here can identify with — Oh My God, Final Exams. Bring on the Achievements!

@Resuriko: The confidence-arrogance line is pretty thin sometimes. You get a bunch of guys together with the sole purpose of beating the shit out of each other in a video game, and you're going to have some very awkward social engagements with most of the accompanying/participating women.

Unfortunately, they've only got a year to get marketing into overdrive. With Halo 3, you had a sense of finality to the series, and overall, it helped with the hype.. Regardless of how ODST was hyped, it still felt like an expansion.

We can has Capture the Marker and Infection?

@derFeef: I blame the Romulans.

I'm surprised the University of Kansas hasn't canceled classes and sent the bulk of its employees home. I know that there are a shit-ton of kids that live like ten minutes from their first class, but there are also many of us that have to commute through an asinine network of secondary roads, and all of them are…

Was there ever a time when Army of Two pretended to be anything else but some over-the-top look at what a mercenary frat house might be like?

@-MasterDex-: "We here at EA want our non-customers to give a shit. A lot of shit. We'll do anything for your shit. We'll dress up in skimpy holiday outfits and grind on you. We'll do untold things in the men or women's restrooms, your call. And hey, if we can get two shits out of you, I think we're ALL winners."

@HotChops: I think I can forgive it if I have the opportunity to curb-stomp Starscream.

@sander_dutch: Christopher Nolan's getting pretty damn good at this whole marketing thing.

Will we get another guide from Schafer on how to play his game with reassurance that it is definitely not the genre we think we're playing?

@Handsome Al: The family demanded reparations be paid in the form of a landfill named after the deceased, but the Obama Administration has yet to release an official statement.

@spiegel1: You use the dog as a partner. He's your buddy. You kill shit together. It's an inspiring message of hope for all canine kind that there may one day very well be equality and harmony among our races.

@Outkastprince: It's been almost seventeen years since I saw my first Leprechaun movie and the little son of a bitch still gives me nightmares.

@excel_excel: Chicken soup and a handheld. I've found that Pikachu's always there for me, ready to brush the dust off from our last outing until whatever ails me finally clears up.

@Jus in melancholy: "The proverbial dead horse to be beaten within an inch of its life."

@SHOWTIME!: It deters the behavior in the player population. "Oh, my subscription might get wasted for me dicking around. Maybe I shouldn't." It's a fix that's only really applicable to Xbox Live, considering the free status of PSN accounts. Yeah, you could suspend someone, but they could just make a new account and…

@Octopain: You give me an acorn and the Holy beige Volvo, and I'll kill your squirrel-demon.