Boots hit the ground. Panic in the streets. Floaters roaming the rooftops, peering over for a shot at fresh targets. Captain Osvaldo "Hoss" Delgado can see a group of civilians running into a nearby bookstore. The team calls out to them to no avail. Hoss makes a judgment call: sent in the scout.

So...

I'm waiting patiently for my brother-in-law to keep up with the Jones' and buy a Wii U. I'm going to wreck the shit out of ZombieU. Or get wrecked. I don't even know, but I want that game. I need a good survival-horror game.

Medal of Honor. Why the holy hell does anyone need a full minute to review stats between games? Jerking off to Kill/Death Ratio? A minute's too long, either way you want to look at it.