Fuck this lady. Seven months?! She let this go on for seven months without saying anything?! Was she just hoping it would go away or something? I hate stuff like this. Way to make it 10 times harder for actual rape victims to come forward and be believed. Especially women who were raped by public figures.

Why so serious?

I can't wait for Size 007: for the deadly, debonair debutante.

I wish there was a show like "Wife Swap," but it was called "Life Swap," and Kim Kardashian had to work the real job of an actual poor person for a full year. And then at the end of it she was told that absolutely no cameras were rolling.

Jesus.... our pope standards are SO LOW if everyone is flipping their shit because this guy is APOLOGIZING for systematically defending child rapists for decades (probably much longer).

Apparently, we all do.

Dear Katherine,

I agree with Matt's favorite book.

Nope. That's not how Capt. America was written at the time he was conceived and never did anything like that in the comic books of the time or later. The whole point of the character was to represent the very best and truest ideas of equality and liberty. Go look it up and be enlightened.

I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.

In a few hours I'm going to hit the gym and then teach a self-defense class (mixed sex). I'll pair women with men, women with women, and men with men. Size, age, etc, it really doesn't matter. You don't get to pick your attacker. Life don't work like that.

And, at the end of the day, I'll be a happy fucking instructor…

Cohabitation

Unsustainable for men long-term. Not unsustainable for women in a matriarchal society. MATRIARCHY IS COMING.

The secret to staying in a relationship for me is not having to spend every damn moment together. Some people function better as a couple when they have that kind of freedom.

What I found very interesting about Oldman's original comments was his expressed belief that racism is no big deal because everybody does it. It's very typical among those who defend hate-speech. They have these bigoted beliefs and they assume that everyone else is just as racist (or sexist or homophobic or…

Hmm... I don't know. Is he from OITNB?

I have an enormous personal affinity for the Jewish people in general, and those specifically in my life. The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people.

I want this coat in black with red gloves. If I wore it in these colors it would be covered in coffee stains in four minutes.