War Eagle. Auburn fan?

My son just turned 4 last month. A few weeks ago he announced that he is Allosaurus, the 16mo is Baby Brachiosaurus, Mr Nanz is Daddy T- Rex, and I am Mommy Maiasaura. Maybe hipster, maybe future paleontologist, definitely method actor.

Are you in Louisville, Ky? These names came up in a training I went to. 2 kids in the school system were named Lemonjello and Orangejello. I suspect this story is turning into urban legend (not by you, but just in general).

I love Emma Thompson, but who is this woman?? This face is not Emma Thompson's. Don't tell me she's messing with her face. (Or is the hair throwing me off?)

Same here. *Shivers* Who left the window open?

For me, handbags are a weakness...or strength?

I'm sure the reason his wife has a short fuse with him has nothing (read: everything) to do with him being an asshole.

You are amazing.

I had to buy a really large watch box for my husband's collection of watches. Let it be known that said husband also has more shoes than me.

Seems like a good place to put this:

Yes, let's hope. But then there are people who actually believe her, so I'm not sure everyone (see: Jenny McCarthy supporters) understands how Google works.

"Vaccination expert Jenny McCarthy"??? LOLOLOL. Seriously, if you're reading about Jenny McFarty for the first time, or are unfamiliar with her 'vaccinations cause Autism, but it's OK because I cured my son with diet' claims, then please know that this is false. She is isn't. She's dangerous because science.

WTF kind of show is this? I...don't understand how this is entertainment. Please explain yourself, MTV.

I wish I had known this. I ate whoppers. The caloric difference would have helped.

I want the library and the window. And I want them NOW.

What's crazy is that she isn't the only one. People like her are getting elected with increased frequency and I can't figure it out. Joe Barton (R-TX) is the same way. He uses bible scripture to denounce or explain (depending on how it furthers his own cause, but mostly denounce) climate change. Hell, look at the R's…

See: VP Sally Langston on "Scandal." She MUST be modeled on Michele Bachmann or some combination of Bachmann and Christine O'Donnell (and other conservative women like them).

I admire (and am a little jealous of) people who can hate-read the news and laugh. I mean it. Dementors like Bachmann and her ilk suck all the joy and happy memories from my life, leaving only idiots who actually believe the drivel that comes out of her mouth. Like, there are real human beings who buy this shit. I…

Word. My diabetic/high blood pressure/heart-diseased/alzheimer's mother and heart-diseased father both drink diet drinks like water, but they don't actually drink ANY water. Ever. They think diet sodas are "healthy." They eat fat-free everything and processed foods all day. They are also elderly and in denial about…

All I can think about is how much weight I would lose...because I'm VAIN. And b-girl Terra is super-cute/bada$$