My sister's first ex-husband left her bras and panties hanging all over the house (from ceiling fans, lamps, etc.) when he came to move his stuff out of the house.

I'm a grey, so I don't know if commenting will promote this or not. But I'm sure gonna try because *ding* *ding* *ding* YOU WIN!

My 4yo declared Fridays "No Pants Fridays."

Except for maybe the wrecking ball, the, um, actions don't meet the emotions. "Does not compute. Terry Richardson, you say? Oh, ok then. Carry on.

I just finished the whole thing. I think I'm in love. And now to search iTunes for their music.

Holyshitthat'samazing! I am stunned at how good this sounds. I didn't think it was possible...

I haven't watched SNL in a long time. Do they still do the Miley Show (*signing* "It's Pretty Cool" in my head as I type)? If so, that sketch is MANDATORY for the real Miley. I would stay up past my bedtime for that. Kids waking up at 5 a.m. on a Sunday BE DAMNED. On the other hand, I'm soooo tired of Miley twerk-gate.

DOES THAT BRAZEN HUSSY UNDERSTAND SHE JUST TEMPTED ME WITH HER BRAZEN HUSSY-LIKE WRITING STYLINGS?!!!??!????!!!!one!!!!

Scary, you say?

My culminating project in grad school was about the monetizing of modern motherhood. I intend to expand my research to celebrity moms when I continue my work, because, like you, I cannot understand why there is/was a market for baby pictures and monetizing celebrity motherhood as part of branding or imaging. Why do…

Sad to say, $100,000 is chump change for celebrity baby pics. I think it's hilarious (read: eye-roll inducing) that celebrities are pretending it's "gauche" to sell baby pics when really it's because the market is saturated and no one cares anymore. Too many celebrities were selling pics and now they can't get top…

Word.

OMGIAMONTHEFLOOR! Funniest damn thing I've read this morning. Thank you.

I won't even try to top that. Your comment is comedic perfection.

That's exactly how I announced my first pregnancy to my husband 4 years ago. I didn't record it for prosperity. Who knew we could have been a YouTube sensation?! :/

212 is on my "Run" playlist. Love!

I have to wait for it to be released on iTunes, so I'm really jonesing for some spoilers. Send help.

So much yes! to this. I have a great family situation. We are incredibly happy most of the time because we value the hell out of being together as opposed to how much we can DO. My husband and I both changed careers in our mid-30s so that we could each do our passion work. We each took pay cuts. But you know what?…

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Why don't I ever think of this stuff?! *shakes fist at sky* I need my million dollar website idea! Heck! A quirky-relevant twitter handle would do!