Ah. Now it all makes sense. I don't know a woman's shoe that isn't trendy. Maybe a moccasin? Men's shoes are so much easier to keep for longer periods. Actually, if a man dresses like my husband does (button down dress shirt, slacks, polo shirts, jeans), then he may avoid having to shop ever, until normal wear and…

There is a website - a gossip blog - that I absolutely adore. It shall remain nameless here. I love it for the funny, smart, intelligent writing. But I HATE the style section of it because they constantly recommend shoes and other clothing accessories that are in the $1000 range. It's crazy. I started wondering if I…

Serious question: But what happens if/when those shoes go out of style? I often hear the argument that 'if I buy these expensive shoes, I can wear them for 20 years [or a really long time],' but is that really true? Because I often hate my shoes after about 2 seasons of wear and tear. Granted, I don't buy high-end…

HAHAHAHA. 'Never release it.' HAHAHAHAHAHA.

So when is the scandal going to break? There must be a scandal, right? Because I am so damn cynical that I cannot possibly believe that, after decades of ridiculing and physically, mentally, and spiritually degrading LGBT persons, Exodus suddenly says, "Oops. our bad." I just can't applaud this. This organization…

I hate hearing stories about shit-for-brains having children and people who want them not being able to. Really. I'm sending you an internet hug if that's ok with you.

NO. This did not happen. Please tell me this DID NOT HAPPEN. I don't watch the show, so I just take everyone's word that the show and the people are steaming piles of shit. But even steaming piles of shit would not do this, right? RIGHT?!

Whatever happened to being happy for being thought of at all? Seriously. I'm not trying to conjure up nostalgia for the days that never were, but I do think we used to be a bit more grateful...weren't we? I just cannot imagine telling someone I can't use their gift (even if I have an allergy to it!). I've always been…

O noes! Why is Drake hanging out with Will Smith? Just say, "No!" to Scientology, Drake.

These are pure joy. Thank you. *bows to your awesomeness*

thankWow thank you so much for sharing this. You've walked througlots incredible amount of pain and come out on the other side. I can relate to so many of the feelings you described: feeling broken, obsessed, pain/hurt, insanity, on and on. I'm so happy that you survived such an ordeal. We are stronger than we credit…

With confetti!! Ah, thanks! Love me some NPH.

I need a clever applause gif for the Rihanna story (I'm sure one if you Jezzies can let me borrow one). Seriously, gurl. It's about time. I feel like dancing! And applauding.

Me! I feel like a whiny bitch when I say this, but I can't stand honorary degrees. When I think about the stress graduate school put on me and my family, it just seems so…unfair. I'm applying to doctorate programs next year. The break will give the hubs, the kids, and me time to regroup mentally and emotionally.…

Word. I'm surprised you were able to find changing tables in bathrooms. That's my husband's biggest complaint. "They act like men don't change diapers." Very frustrating.

"It has recently come to my attention that I hate jorts."

Made me LOL!

The power of suggestion...and now I can't unsee. But I dooooo so love the title "Butthole Jesus" and will rip it off as often as possible.

I see what you did there. =) I am the same way. Exactly. I usually don't catch the underlying sexism until I'm at home telling my husband about it. I swear to god, sometimes it even takes him saying something like 'wow, I'm surprised you didn't kick him in the nuts' for it to register. I guess I'm just not conditioned…

OMGOMGOMG! This is way better than anything I could've come up with.