“We don’t normally do this, but we’ll try it with dairy.”

I loved the loooong beat after “What do you girls [ugh] talk about on your walks?” Because, imho, Serena Joy only at that moment realized she had put together a light brunch date where the one who was supposed to play the part of lively, chatty best friend turned out to be a woman with her tongue cut out. Oopsies!

I liked the lack of structure in the dress. It made her look relaxed and comfortable. Yes, it moved, so it didn’t look perfect and pressed in every.single.pic...but that’s OK. No one mistook anyone else as the bride and how could you really study the dress when you had to keep looking at them? They are so in love and…

Which in turn raises the question of, if the man in black wanted a REEEEEEAL! experience, why didn’t he just go to Shogun World instead of dicking around in Westworld for thirty years?

Near misses, like the one that whizzed by Felix’s ear. Besides, I think the average Shogun World guest would be more interested in winning a sword fight with a samurai than trading shots with an archer.

Now that Teddy has had his compassion wiped and his aggression cranked up, I’m hoping his eyes go shiny and we get a dramatic head-shaving scene so he can become Yul-bot.

Agreed. However, I still believe the story was published irresponsibly. It should be a point of discussion and should have been managed in a way to facilitate conversation. It was treated as equivalent to a violent crime, versus a socially acceptable violation that we need to stop accepting as normal sexual life.

Monet deserved the win! She was the most natural of all the girls and she got a couple good laughs from that awful script.

She said she was going for rich lady going to the opera but I didn’t see it. She just wanted to twirl in that coat (okay, girl, same). It could’ve worked if she’d added some sparkle or fake furs or something, but she just kept it plain and boring!

Absolutely.

Since we all know Ru loves a narrative for a winner I can’t help feeling that her heart is set on Eureka being the ultimate comeback kid ala Jaslene from ANTM because Kameron absolutely WIPED THE FLOOR with Eureka and while I don’t hate her I do question if Ru was disappointed that Kameron couldn’t be easily rid of…

I have to work :( but I saw commercials for the wedding special on HBO with Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon and will definitely be recording it.

I would gladly trade Todrick for Alyssa - he seems like a terrible coach who tries to motivate the queens with fear.

I was HOWLING at Aquaria in Untucked! “Monet you’re so brave! ...is she in the room?”

Want me to do some math? Ok. I was watching 4 Fox shows. I am now watching 1 Fox show, and am less likely to watch any other ones.

I still haven’t gotten over the cancellation of The Critic, and perhaps I never will...

yes you are the only one now shut up

Trump has never drank alcohol. Pills and cocaine on the other hand.

And like Donald Trump himself, Rudy Giulianni used to sound a lot more coherent years ago before the onset of dementia.

So fine. Rudy was completely sober when he completely came apart in multiple interviews over multiple days.