There was a missed opportunity for a “You don’t want your family tree to just be a stump” joke from Brianna. And then Claire could have explained how Dumb Bonnie Prince Charlie was the product of too much royal inbreeding.

I was actually hoping Jamie would take the Karate Kid approach here and offer to train her how to fight back. Not assault her and make her feel utterly powerless. Jeebus, the girl is already walking around in pants and she’s got no problem slapping and punching men (Roger, Jamie, Ian)-she just needs training. Wax on,…

We had Turtle’s instead of Sam Goody. But I loved Gadzooks, WetSeal, and WaldenBooks. 

Yeahhhh, John Cleese admitted a long time ago that he’s never agreed with Terry Gilliam on anything. I doubt Eric Idle, Terry Jones, or Michael Palin would want to hang with him either.

Having been forced to wear sleeveless uniforms in fast pitch, I’m here to say this is an awful idea.

Omg my friends and I were like “So Asia just killed like 20 butterflies! Who approved using live insects in a theater? What’s next? Dead doves?”

Ok, Ru. I’m officially bored with the skinny, white, “arty” queens winning. Eureka was overall the most entertaining and dazzling queen this season, her lip syncs were better - and I’m declaring her the winner.

Drake seems like the guy who friend zones the cool girls who actually like him, but won’t stop obsessing over the girl who doesn’t. Tiffany is 1,000 times cooler than Rihanna, and yet he stands her up and spent years begging Ri for the time of day.

Sakura by the Shogun. She looked way more emotionally broken than just that tattoo that was carved into her back. She was acting violated in every way. I could be wrong, but it read as rape survivor to me.

Actually, there’s been very little sex at all this season and only one character was implied to have been raped (by another host, no less) and it happened off screen. Season 2 is mostly people and hosts killing each other. So there’s that at least. 

For anyone who wants to read how Marcia Lucas saved Star Wars...

“We the closed minded, would like a totally predictable and unimaginative version of Star Wars that continues to pretend that women don’t really exist aside from Leia and that Luke should live forever and never allow himself to be bothered by how shitty his family continues to be. And we are so butthurt that Disney…

Lol I did black eyeliner and my SP Zero shirt. 

That’s the jacket I’d expect her to wear on the way to her anniversary trip with the giant tumor she’s married to.

I was thinking more of the South Park vision of starting a space colony where we just harvest their seed to keep the human race going and never have to deal with their bullshit again. Well, except for my gays. They can of course stay and help make the world a more fabulous place.

Look, I know Spawn wasn’t perfect, but it’s the reason I was willing to give Blade a chance.

Here, this will help anyone confused about where events figured into the timeline. It’s been updated with this episode’s story:

Well they kind of did. Maeve had been sketching the park staff in their hazmat suits, not knowing wtf she was seeing. She sees one of the Native American kids with a doll that looks like it and shows the sketches to Hector. He tells her that they have a whole religious belief about the people below and how this world…

Yes, but Ford also made it clear that he’s been watching him this whole time. If this show has made anything clear, it’s that Ford has been doing his own secret experiments for years and is willing to bend the system to let it go unnoticed. Like his freaky secret host family in the cabin. It stayed hidden cause Ford…

Which in and of itself was a commentary on how TV and movies have had so little care about authenticity when portraying Native Americans over the last century.