I read an interview with Kel and he’s doing ok. He directs and writes still and does a lot of Christian faith based stuff. He said they both auditioned for SNL but he didn’t make the cut. And while he harbors no ill feelings, you could tell that he misses their closeness. He said they don’t really talk anymore, but he…

FML NO. No more billionaires, celebrities, and other weirdos that have never held a government position. Go run for senator or governor first. Learn how government works before you run for President. Even Reagan was governor before he was president. More to the point, go study Constitutional Law, global economics, and…

“God bless America, land that I hump. Stand behind her, and grab her... bah bah hm hm boop boop hm hm hmm... panties, o’ the hookers, white with my foam... mmmhmm... god bless America, my ho, sweet ho. God bless America, my ho, sweet ho.”

Fox News and Donald Trump: Waging a War on prayer before games? Does the immoral propaganda machine and its president want to take away players’ religious rights? Is Trump at the helm of a new flag worshipping cult? Are those stars actually pentagrams?  More at 11.

And on the 6th day, the lord said, “Wedding cakes are a sacred baked item. Thou shall worship through baked goods and be shitty to each other through them. For the power and the glory of heaven is made in eggs, flour, sugar, buttercream icing, and fondant flowers. Go forth and judge each other with tasty cakes.”…

I said the same about Fleury. What’s even sadder about it is that he spent many seasons playing the Caps when he was with the Penguins. But the Fleury Funk is real. Once he’s in his head about letting one goal in that he should have had, he gets sloppier and sloppier. The last two seasons with us, we were fortunate…

Ugh... it pains me to admit this, but, the last two games are a great example of why I’m not sorry the Pens gave Fleury up in the draft. He’s a very good goalie and a good guy... but when he gets in a funk, he doesn’t know how to shake it off. And right now, it’s just him and the guy they called up from the AHL as his…

Look, I get that he probably did join a neo-Nazi gang in prison to survive. An ex-cop in prison has a giant target on their head from the moment they walk in the door. That being said, the minute he left prison and got his shit together, he should have either gotten them removed or inked over. Don’t keep something…

So a team that didn’t kneel at all this season is now not invited to the White House because if some of them don’t want to go, none of them can. Right. Got it. How dare they not all want to show up and kiss the ring of our pretender king.

As a former cashier, screw that uppity cashier. If I had ever said anything about our customers using WIC, I would have been fired immediately. And frankly, most cashiers will do anything to move WIC customers through the line as quickly as possible. That includes swapping out ineligible items and taking additional…

Hibachi is the only food prep that is entertaining. And you’re already seated at the prep station, so there’s no wheeling of carts and looking extra about your food.

She’s at a secret blacksite, banging her secret boyfriend. After months of having to deal with the world knowing that her marriage is a sham, she needed a little TLC: Tender Lovin Cock. Gotta get her groove back.

It’s a movie I can’t hate on, because at the end of the day... he’s teaching guys how to be romantic and show they care. It’s definitely ripe for a reboot with an actual “romance doctor” that teaches guys how to earn a woman’s love AND how to take guys that already have a woman’s love and keep it. Like, take…

Then they should have to pay for that “property” whatever the going rate is for surrogacy, all medical bills, time away from work, and they should have to take sole responsibility for it with nothing expected from the mother after it’s born. Which would never happen.

It sounded like both. And bless her heart she was limping away.

Eureka pulled the obvious make it more difficult pairings, BUT it totally backfired. They all ended up being paired perfectly.

Yes, except god forbid you ask for the unsweetened coconut milk, so you can add your own organic stevia drops and avoid a ton of sugar.

Except, on Portlandia, they’d take you to the farm to meet the cow that provides the milk: This is Linda. She’s a free range beef milk cow. She likes long walks in the pasture and is a Virgo.

I seriously wonder in that society what happens to a Commander’s wife if she suddenly becomes a widow? Do they let her stay on her own? Do they make her remarry? Or is she forced to become an Aunt Lydia?

They showed her spewing it back up in a previous episode. I doubt it was anything beyond upsetting to her pregnant stomach. My mom used to list off all the foods that made her queasy while being pregnant- it was a long list.