As a hockey fan, the other side of that joke is that every fill in commentator on NBCSN screws up the player names and has no clue wtf is even going on.  

Thanksgiving: let’s all get together to eat dry meat that requires lubricant to be edible and try to avoid talking about politics while watching football. No, wait... now we can’t watch football because it’s gotten political, but we’re still not going to shut up about players protesting. Oh, the bullshit pearl…

Ugh if this fucks up the new Arrested Development season, I’m gonna be so pissed. Just kill off his characters off screen. Transparent was a great show, but I wish they’d reboot it with a new family going thru a parent transitioning. This time it could be a trans man.

You’re giving him far too much credit, even in jest. The man couldn’t even make casinos profitable and all casinos do is make money. “The house always wins” and he lost it all.

I just threw up in my mouth. Blake Shelton is absolutely NOT sexy. He’s average looking at best and he’s a known homophobe and sexist asshole.

As much as I’m sure Charlie is bisexual and possibly into pedo porn, this accusation by Dominick Brascia doesn’t fit Feldman’s description. 19 is hardly what you’d call an “older man” and I always took Feldman’s angry comments on Sheen as him being the one to get Haim into doing drugs.

Like, I need to see the police report on this. Did he just tackle him and rough him up on the ground? Did he tackle him and his ribs hit the lawnmower?

Soooo, I’ve seen this rumor floating around Crazy Days and Nights for years now. But the thing is, Feldman always maintained that it was an older man that Haim was raped by on the set of Lucas. And that doesn’t describe a 19 year old Charlie Sheen. The rumors were that it was someone considered a family man. If…

LuLaRoe: Clothes for when you’ve just given up on ever having sex again. Lean into it with ugly clothes and a cat named Emily Dickinson.

Best of luck. Warning them does no good. These companies have their motivational sales pitch down just like effing Scientology. “But this one is different!” Best you can do is tell them you’re not interested and just let it happen. Warning them makes you a negative aka suppressive person.

So. Much. This. And they come in the guise of motivational speakers too. My ex best friend bought into all their wealth/positivity bullshit and it drove me nuts.

A friend’s wife sells this shit and I’ve been added to and left her FB group twice. He messaged me asking if I’d start sharing her posts for it on FB and I was like, uhhhh, that stuff isn’t really my taste.

That we know of. Dylan confessed her abuse by him at age 7. Soon-Yi met him at age 10 (1980). Just because Mia didn’t find out about them until she was 21 (1991), means nothing.

There’s been plenty of stories about him at Bryan Singer twink pool parties over the years. So I’m not surprised by any part of this story. I’ve been waiting to see if anyone publicly would name him, Singer, Garth Ancier, or even David Geffen for underage sexual assault.

Do soccer players not wear cups? That just seems like an incredible oversight.

Cardi Who? Seriously... who is she?

Dear Single and Friend with Kid,

I keep seeing Schneider’s name get mentioned, but has anyone come forward to accuse him yet? Also, until recently, I had no idea he was married to Hungry Girl, Lisa Lillian. What a scandal that would be.

Oh why? Because it’s suddenly fashionable now that Weinstein has been shunned? Fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuu, Conde Naste. Talk about not even an open secret. Open truth and they never cared.

Um because it’s about him controlling women and hurting them for real. Fetlife and S&M is about mutually agreed pleasure between dom and sub, not abuse. There is no safeword in dealing with R. Kelly and men like him... they’re just abusive assholes who deep down hate women. Kink doesn’t equal abuse. That’s the…