Uh huh. Well, guess what? I don’t care about JFK. I care about the fucking POS that’s currently ruining this country. And the fact that he’s making this a huge deal, just confirms that Mueller is closing in on him.

Ok, so any time I read an article on Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy makes ad revenue money. He owes his success and profits to me, his reader. So by his logic, he should want to accept my exchange of wanting to repeatedly shove a dildo up his ass for my own gratification. No? Then he needs to STFU about Weinstein.

Awww, did the people with too much money think they were going to gentrify Harlem with their precious condos? Are they coming face to genitals with the common folk who enjoy park sex? Boo fucking hoo. Harlem isn’t there for your Wholesome Foods pearl clutching, you gold bricking assholes. Go move upstate if you want…

A lot of people also put ketchup on steak. Ben Affleck is the ketchup on steak eater’s Batman.

UGH. I’m so sick of the “well he didn’t do it to me, so he’s a great guy and innocent” argument. Bullshit. Just because it wasn’t every woman he worked with, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen to other women.

See you at the End of the Line, Tom.

I took the opportunity to show my mom Trump’s true colors this morning via his tweets. She shrank back into her excuse that she doesn’t want to talk about politics and is instead praying for our leadership/country.

Come on, librarian. She was giving you books that are on her husband’s reading level. Sheesh.

It also warrants mentioning that he did this in a public gym. Not at home. IN A GYM.

And neither does Trump with his executive orders. The man doesn’t read *anything* ever. So if you’re gonna be mad at her for it, you have to be mad at him for it too.

Option 4: Report her to child services. You’d be doing her kids a favor.

Bettman said the same shit to Atlanta. And we told him we loved our team... yeah, 7 years later they still suck in Winnipeg.

$20 Kinvio Bluetooth headphones on Amazon were the best decision of my life. She will never have to worry about a cable from her phone to her headphones ever again. At the gym, it’s total freedom.

During the demo flub earlier, when the Face ID didn’t scan, it prompted the guy to enter in a passcode. So yes, it appears you will have the option of a passcode. I don’t see that ever going away as a secondary security option.

Right? No, this woman needs to get hand back in the relationship. She needs to confront him and make it clear she is not naive and is no one to suffer lies. And then, she can offer him two options: they see a therapist and work on rebuilding trust OR she takes him to the cleaners in a divorce. Cheating on a pregnant…

To cover their asses in case he tried to sue over the police chase leading to the incident. If he had any drugs or alcohol in his system, they can fight a lawsuit.

I used to be friends with a girl who had some uterine issues and started thinking she was probably infertile. She admitted to me that her and her unemployed boyfriend (who also claimed he thought he was shooting blanks) were raw dogging it. I sat down and explained to her that unles her doctor and his doctor had done…

Oh kindly shut up, James Cameron. Go back to making Dances With Smurfs 2.

Yeah your husband profiting off the recession and foreclosing on the elderly... my god, the struggle of your never ending giving must be too much, Louise.

Ugh. Ross always had the ability to be nice, but *always* let his insecurities and baggage get in the way when they were together.