This makes me unreasonably happy.  Jesus, get a life (me).

This young woman has so much maturity and responsibility with her words, even though she is going through so much. It’s the best response I’ve read, probably because it comes from a survivor who is still trying to heal. Bless her.

Seriously, leave her the fuck alone. She isn’t responsible for his actions. She doesn’t owe anyone a damn thing due to the accident of who she was born to. 

If you’re interested, this book helped me a lot when I was dealing with vaginismus (in my case triggered by an infection):

Chronic pain can permanently rewire your nervous system in ways that don’t always seem obvious. I’ve heard it described as something like flicking a light switch and having the garbage disposal turn on. I’m sorry you are going through this, and I hope you find a resolution.

I am posting my doc info here: https://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-kaufman-y6l2l

Chronic pain seems to just eat at everything. I have chronic back pain and it doesn’t mess with sex for me, but it messes with everything else. Cooking, baking, anything that requires long periods of standing or sitting. When one thing is off, everything is off.

*Puts on sunglasses, exits stage left, cues 'Won't Get Fooled Again'*

I guess it’s Frank Underarraignment now.

There was an old perv in Nantucket.

It says that I’ll be over in an hour and I’ll bring the chablis.

Our cats trip balls EVERY DAMN TIME.

It says you’re on top of the world looking down on creation.

I long to be close to you.

Karen had a lovely voice.

I have my grandmother’s ceramic Christmas tree. I love it. And I hate that fake retro ones are everywhere in stores now. Mine has sentimental value and is irreplaceable. Chihuahua for scale.

Dogs losing their shit is basically the default setting. 

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

The joke is that she can get her boyfriend to fix cable problems. don’t overthink it, the punchline is literally spelled out.

This. I feel horrible for Ariana, who was blamed for Manchester, blamed for Mac Miller’s suicide, and is now being blamed for Pete Davidson’s fragile state and Kanye feeling attacked.