Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong. 

Oooo, maybe his rectum will implode.

Came here to say the same thing. There was ZERO chance we weren’t going to be hearing from Madonna after the success of A Star is Born and the very real possibility that Gaga will be nominated for Best Original Song and Best Actress at the Oscars. It has to sting after her numerous failed attempts at a film career.

Madonna is a such a petty, insecure asshole. She feeds off of negativity and conflict. I’m sure it just kills her that Lady Gaga is getting so much praise for this role and will probably be nominated for an Oscar. Something Madonna could never accomplish.

That was the most perfect part in my opinion. And I kind of appreciate that Kris can laugh at herself a bit, she really is the epitome of “stage mom.”

Kim Kardashian should be embarrassed that her mom can dance better than her. Kris got some rhythm!

Perfect casting there. There is no way Kris Jenner is a regular mom. She's a Cool Mom. 

I was just about to ask if that was her! 

Another good detail: the book she’s reading in the other Legally Blonde bit is on immigration and refugee law

Most thankful for the “UPS guy” from legally blonde wearing a badge that says “BDE” on it in place of UPS. It’s in the details y’all.

I’m taking this as confirmation that every time Ariana goes through a breakup, her normal routine is to Netflix binge, hard.

She already announced on instagram yesterday that they’ll be launching sizing up to size 40 shortly. But it’s Jezebel and it’s more important to rage at Amy Schumer than to report facts. 

I am positve plenty of women have called him “John.”

“...I’m the greatest president in history and I blow Ronald Reagan away.”

Trump says if “my name weren’t Trump, if it were John Smith, they would say I’m the greatest president in history and I blow Ronald Reagan away.”

I am SO EXCITED for this movie. I keep refreshing my AMC Stubs account to see if its showing near me this Friday. I didn’t read this interview because I’m trying to avoid spoilers, but I’m so excited to come back and read it after I’ve seen the film! 

And Samantha’s storylines were always at their best when she was accorded some emotional depth. The later seasons when she was dealing with Richard, Smith, and cancer is where she really shone. It was such a disservice to the character that the movies boiled her down into a one-note oversexed cougar.

As the honorary aunt of several little boys, I give this a firm “nope.” No way is it amusing to contemplate my friends’ kids sending me dic pics. That’s child porn, for one thing!  I’d call their moms immediately and insist on an emergency child psychologist visit. Yuck.

What the fuck? No wonder Kim turned this shit down. She’s had to endure enough embarrasing storylines. Remember her humping around, half naked in a conservative, Muslim country? I’m beginning to think they were intentionally trying to embarrass Kim by writing more and more salacious and vulgar storylines for her to…

Having heard Kim Cattrall’s moving BBC radio show on insomnia and childlessness (hunt it out, it’s awesome), and her lovely episode of Who Do You Think You Are? (and having heard a nothing but good word from those who have worked with her), I had no doubt that her decision would have been the sound one, and the others…