Maddox is away at college.

She only looked that different once on the red carpet in 2016. My guess: those weird stickers you can put in that wrinkle in your eye socket, they open up your eye (old Hollywood trick that was reinvented a couple of years ago). Whatever she did to her eyes then, it was very temporary. I spoke to her face to face a…

I already saw his appeal, but then I saw him on Broadway and I was blown away. His charisma was too big for the theater. He’s a wild and sexy beast.

I’ll basically watch anything with Adam Driver, so yeah.

I haven’t read a Barf Bag in a little while because seriously, I can’t even. This list of.... I don’t even have the words for it.... I mean, every single item is something that we could have talked weeks about, three years ago. Now it’s just the Barf Bag of the day. 

I know for a FACT that Kourtney and Kendall already were in Italy last week (my niece spotted them shopping, with security in tow). So. Just sayin’.  

Riiiiight I think the whole world neeeeeds it.

OMG thank you

Yes! I love how they’re holding hands during interviews. 

Yassss this is one step closer to Jantoni! Yes I’m that person who is shipping Jonathan and Antoni.

The dress is by Dutch designer David Laport. He also designed Solange’s yellow ‘Lemonade’ outfit for the Met Gala three years ago. AND HE’S MY FRIEND.

Hey Madonna:

My cousin has BP2 and every time she switches up meds or the dosage she needs to be admitted (voluntarily) for at least 6 weeks until she is on a proper regimen. So yes, leave Britney alone - it seems she is doing all the right things to stay healthy. 

#notallwrapdresses

Ugh I had them at 12 and remember it vividly. 

So. Should I be getting a measles vaccination? I never had the measles and was never vaccinated because I’m an Old. I’ll be in NY and Williamsburg in three weeks and kind of  accident prone-ish. 

“The best of both worlds, like when you take an upper and a downer at the same time.”

Has your colleague Hazel forgotten Keanu SAVED all the people on the bus?!

Kim looks so much like Kris The Mother here - a lot of procedures and faces ago.

Ditto