Was hoping someone would bite 

Doesn’t she already have a lot of similar rocks? 

This was a day time (morning) flight smartass. Turned into night over the Atlantic.

You don’t really have a choice when you’re flying from the States to Europe.

It’s what I did last week when I sat in the row next to a crying baby. She stopped for a whole 8 minutes and her mother seemed very happy I was being nice and not nasty (we didn’t speak each other’s language). 

Seriously. I invested in noise cancelling headphones (a joy on planes, also without crying babies) and always bring earplugs.

Nerrrrr how would the world otherwise have known about Adele Dazeem???

I’m sorry but EvangeliChris just moved to the bottom of the Chris list. 

You. Can’t. Make. This. Shit. Up. 

I live in Europe - but thanks for the trouble. It’s definitely something to look into!

Thanks for writing this. Sex has been painful for the past 5, 6 years or so. I contributed it to endometriosis - but my gyno says that’s under control. I am a chronic pain patient though, so maybe the two are linked? It just really really sucks because I’m single and the threshold to have sex with someone new has…

PLEASE FIX THE COMMENTS. 

That voice always makes me cry. So lovely and sad. 

I have a small silver Christmas tree. And a Carpenters record. I don't know what that says about me. 

My cat has lived in my apartment for 11 years and STILL isn’t used to the door bell (she’ll run and hide under the bed). Little princess.. 

I’m waiting for him to spontaneously combust when he hears that GOP senators say that the crown prince did it.

Here’s one from the archives by ‘old’ Jezzie Slay Belle

Never seen Victorious - prob not on Euro TV? 

I know her as Fallon in Dynasty.

KRIS JENNER ROCKS BITCH