This is easily the best and funniest film I’ve seen this year. Highly entertaining, and what great actresses! Watch out Gaga, Olivia is coming for that Oscar.

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I had never seen or heard Bella Hadid speak - she looks younger (ie more age appropriate) and more like her sister than in photos. But also the ‘enhancements’ in her face are more obvious and I feel her use of words like dope and homeboy are forced, not something she would naturally use but maybe I’m just jealous…

It’s hard to see on the photos, but in the gifs it’s very clear and kind of sickening. 

I once wrote a, what I thought, seductive and clever text to an ex lover, after I came home drunk and had taken an ambien. Some time during that process I passed our. When I woke up the next morning, I searched for my phone and then saw to my horror that whole rambling idiotic text - that had not been sent yet. I ever…

Ladies and gentlemen: the president of the United States.

I wanted to say: he’s such a scaredy-cat. But that’s a yuge insult to all cats. So I’ll just say: he’s shitting his pants.

Reading these tweets apparently is making me stupider too -I think I meant my tolerance is getting lower and my threshold is getting higher?

I gave my snobby French friend a DVD of Bottle Shock some years ago...

Are his tweets getting progressively worse or is my threshold for stupidity getting lower and lower?

I have to meet the first French person who is willing to give American wine a chance - or any wine not from France.

Literally dictated to him by Trump, no doubt. Didn’t he later retract it and said he had never examined him?

But he has the strongest health! 

OMG Jerry-N. Keep on keeping’ on!

I thought Macron was Trump’s ‘beautiful friend’ or something.

I got sucked into it straight away.

SAME

Yes! 

I just binge-watched Bodyguard - oh yes Richard Madden! 

Actually a friend of mine saw him at the same place, and she said Hi enthusiastically with a little wave, because she thought: hey I know this guy. She then realised her mistake, but he laughed and waved back. So maybe he’s just always really cool!