As a freelancer I can only say: fuck you. I will never buy Interview again. Too poor anyway, because I’m a freaking freelancer. 

Are we still calling him President?

That’s what I said today too: I want to rewatch it for all the clues, and to really enjoy it because at times I was too impatient for the story to unfold in its slow pace.  

I thought it was pretty clear why Amma did it. Camille internalized the abuse by her mother, while Amma turned her pain and rage onto others. She was tied in a codependent relationship with her mother and jealous of anyone taking away Adora’s attention. And I already thought it was Amma since last week, when it became…

Ah, get it. 

What the hell is a ‘after-market’ pill?

I’m shocked that there’s always a plastic surgeon greedy enough to go along in this kind of self-harm by proxy. Human Ken doll, really - he should have seen a good shrink instead. Several good shrinks, actually, judging by his behavior.

I’ve never heard of Terrace House! Where should I begin? The seasons are a bit jumbled on my Euro Netflix. 

Well played Ariana! Every day I’m liking her a little better, I hope these crazy kids will be together FOREVER just to silence the critics (that’s what I wished for Brangelina too, so the universe owes me one).

It’s a fairy tale dress, so gorge.

Wow. Your Lena Dunham hate shows in ugly ways. Really, you had to stoop to this level? What’s next, calling her fat? This is unnecessarily nasty. Ugh you Jezebel.

Oh, even Kim’s KryFace! 

I want that art, stat.

I listened to it three times in a row yesterday. Before, I wasn’t able to name one song of hers at gun point, but I really like this album! I even caught myself humming God Is A Woman multiple times today (even though that’s certainly not the best song on it).

I KNOW

And this is how it’s done:

And a crying Obama - what has happened to this world :(

Palate cleanser

I knew she had died because all of a sudden I heard Say A Little Prayer For You from every store I walked past.

And they call themselves christians.