I feel bad for the owners of the pets where the sitters were negligent in their duties to care for their pets. I have never used Rover, but have used pet sitters in the past. A couple of tips to make sure it goes smoothly as possible:

Whoa!

Ray has already got the murder part out of the way! 

Joe Walsh will disappointed that this Maserati can’t do 185.

O.J.: Mad in America was so good. It did deserve all the accolades it got. If they cast another former football player as Norberg in the Naked Gun remake with Liam Neeson, I wonder who they will cast. Michael Strahan maybe?

Nobody tell the Italians where Milano cookies are made! 

Mothra and Jet Jaguar! 

So what you’re saying is that a school bus is a magic bus?

Even better, Keenan Thompson as Steve Harvey! 

I’m sure it will a more faithful adaptation than the original film, but there’s no way they can include the book’s original ending. 

The Batman ‘89 comics are pretty good. We finally get to see Billy Dee Williams’ Harvey Dent become Two Face in them. 

Do you know who would have a really funny joke about OJ dying? Norm McDonald. RIP Norm. 

Yup, my options are Comcast, T-Mobile 5G and AT&T DSL. When there is zero competition, we all lose. 

I’ve heard that the Beetlejuice musical makes people horny. 

I’m mad that they didn’t re-release the Jar Jar tongue lollipop! 

Yeah, I’m not paying to make a comment.

Stellantis posted a one percent drop in sales here in the U.S. in 2023, despite gains for its brands like Chrysler and Dodge over the course of the year.

I wonder how much longer AV Club will be on the Kinja platform. I think it took Lifehacker a few months until they switched. The Takeout is still on Kinja too, but the comments have been disabled and the output has dropped a ton. 

An almost 30 year old diesel that’s leaking oil and coolant? No dice at half the price! 

Season three of Mando ended last April so it’s going to be three years between it and the movie. I hope that people didn’t forget what happened.